The Californian alleged teenage virgins ready and willing to perform their first sexual encounter live on the web turns out, not surprisingly, to be a hoax. At least according to the disappointed-sounding Internet Entertainment Group – the company that brought the Pamela and Tommy Lee video to the web – that smelled dollars to be made bringing the mutual deflowering to the world. IEG offered to host the teen’s web site only to find that they intended to (shock) charge to watch the act and that anyway, they never intended to go through with it. Floored by these revelations, IEG canceled the agreement and went on the offensive against Mike and Diane and a mystery Ken Tipton, who has apparently done battle with various right-wing religious groups in the past, at least according to IEG, and was behind the whole thing. We close this subject with the pledge of IEG president and chief executive Seth Warshavsky: IEG strives to be legitimate in all of its offerings – give us the real deal, virgins or not, and we’ll put it on the web.