Courtesy of David Letterman’s Late Show
10. Nailed R2D2
9. Just for the hell of it, told the I.R.S. computer to audit Bill Gates
8. Went online pretending to be a transvestite: had cybersex with Eddie Murphy
7. Spent a romantic evening at home with his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy
6. Got drunk and beat the crap out of a Nintendo
5. Called up Moviefone and bought Garry Kasparov twenty tickets for everything
4. Doing a guest spot on Friends as Monica’s brainy new boyfriend
3. Enjoyed a refreshing game of ping-pong
2. Downloaded some pictures of Teri Hatcher and gave the ol’ mouse a workout
1. He’s going to www.Disneyworld.com!
