Science parks up and down the country have been a fertile spawning ground for hot new technological firms, but spare a kindly thought for all the lay people bamboozled by all the technospeak: I am also, I’m afraid, no damn good about science parks, writes Colin Welch, the Daily Mail’s splendid parliamentary sketch writer, are science-based dogs allowed in them? Do technological lovers snog in them? Do lady physicists ride in them, bands play selections from scientific operettas? What are they? PS – I don’t think I want to know.