You’d have thought that putting in a micro to administer your harem and make sure that you don’t make unforgivable mistakes like calling Yasmin Soraya because you got your days of the week mixed up would be the answer to a concubine’s prayer, but not so it seems: the Daily Mail reports that after Saudi millionaire Saleh-el-Modia entered up the details apples of his eye into his Apple or IBM, naturally observing a strict regimen of an apple a day, one of his little pippins became so exasperated that she wrote a letter to a Riyadh newspaper complaining that the computer has gone haywire – it’s making Saleh too exhausted – he just falls asleep in my arms.
