It may be seasonal but it’s far from savoury or tasteful, but Michael Joseph, an executive with Cleveland computer leaser LDI Corp failed to convince the jury in a paternity case that he was not liable to support the by-blow because, he alleged, he had had only oral intercourse with the plaintiff since July: the doctor giving a deposition in the case said that conception had occurred on October 4 or 5, and supported the defendant’s contention that the lady in the case must have used artificial insemination to get preggers – and suggested that a turkey baster might be used for the purpose…