If you’ve chosen to call yourself Moses Computer Inc (Los Gatos, California) and have a local area network – a 1M-bits per second star with NetBIOS compatibility taking up to 16 stations around a hub, at $100 a connection – you’ve really no alternative but to call the thing The Promised LAN, have you (perish the cynics who say that Moses named the product first and then dreamed up the company name).