Warning! Mrs Clinton’s health plan can seriously damage your computer’s wellbeing – you’ll have to take the word of chat show and phone-in host Russ Limbaugh for this, but he reckons that when the text of the entire health plan was distributed to Congress on floppy disk, not only were two chapters missing, but there was a little extra there in the form of the infamous Stoned virus, which is the one that comes up with the message that your computer is stoned, demands legalisation of marijuana and sets to work playing havoc with your files – perhaps the episode was just Hillary Rodham’s gentle reminder that disease and viruses can strike anyone at any time.
