British Telecommunications Plc is seeing Orange, reports the Daily Telegraph City Diary – the company is apparently less than overjoyed at the competition coming from the Orange Personal Communications Network, so after it agreed to sponsor 100 simultaneous performances (really? All at the same time?) of Nasty Neighbours, a play by Debby Isitt, it was less than amused that two characters in it are called Mr and Mrs Orange: the paper reports that Ms Isitt is now scouring the phone books for an appropriate new name – but as Mr and Mrs Orange are two of the eponymous nasty neighbours, whyever should British Telecom want her to change the name?