Is British Telecom blissfully unaware that it is by far the most unpopular of the government’s privatisations or does it simply not care? It’s difficult to believe that its excruciatingly wince-making advertisement for St Valentine’s Day will lower the blood pressure of a single of its critics: the copy reads Posty wosty men don’t deliver on Sundaykins and that includes Valentine’s Daysypoos, so your lickle cardies won’t arrive on the big daysy – but don’t weepie buckets because the British Telecom Valentine line is the answerpops XXX… enough to inspire a remake of Retch for the Sky.