Seems to confirm all everybody’s worst suspicions about the Belgians (sorry Paul): we’ve learned that the Japanese are totally incorrigible when it comes to the inappropriate application of electronic technology, but according to the Evening Standard, a Belgian company as well as three Japanese ones are involved in a project to develop a lavatory seat that gives a complete medical check-up, measuring heartbeat and temperature and remotely analysing a urine sample by phone and giving you the results by the time you’ve adjusted your dress.