We have to apologise for the fact that this item just isn’t very funny, but since it is about humour, it clearly belongs in this spot – Oak Ridge Public Relations Inc, Cupertino has coined the gut-wrenching acronmym of the year, TFASOTAHPTIRLEHTJB, which stands for The First, Advanced, State-of-the-Art, High Performance, Totally Integrated, Revolutionary, Leading Edge, High Tech Joke Book: it costs $15 and samples include the hoary old How many software engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None – That’s a hardware problem; How many hardware engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None – We’ll fix it in software; Attenuation is defined as one less than eleven-uation; Bare Conductor is the band leader at a nudist colony; a Literal is a simple but powerful method of writing the answer in by hand; a Mnemonic is something the precise use of which one forgets; Prototype – a program that does not work perfectly but is still better than the one you eventually get; and Test Data is defined as a collection of variables consisting of all those values for which the program will work…ah well, try again tomorrow.
