In a move that casts serious doubts on the intelligence of two supposedly intelligent species, the first international dolphin race has been announced. It will be held next February somewhere in the Caribbean – the venue is yet to be finalized – and internet users will be able to watch it via a live video feed ad bet on it at www.cyberbetz.com, owned by Global Intertainment Corp. And for those worried about the lack of form on which to base their bets, each dolphin will pre-qualify with lap times and jump measurements – yes, jumping is included – and odds will be calculated on the basis of those trials. GIC thinks it necessary to say that this is the first such event in the world. Thanks guys.
