Founder of Facebook, dear leader of social media, and ultimate lord of the Internet Mark Zuckerberg has announced his keynote for Mobile World Congress 2014 in Barcelona.
With a bulging mobile-advertising business that carried Facebook to a third-quarter profit in October, Zuckerberg will apparently discuss topics like global Internet access, his (now very quiet) Internet.org project and probably an array of gut-busting anecdotes that really only millionaires could associate with.
What I really want, though, I mean…really really want…is some kind of admission, acknowledgement or apology for how lousy Facebook’s Android Facebook app is. I mean, come on.
Oh yeah also reinstate the Anarchist Meme page.
