We’ve always been far too intellectually challenged (as in you believe that? You must be stark staring intellectually challenged!) around here to grasp the subtle nuances of these things, and we wear our political incorrectness as a badge of honour, so we’re wondering what the great and the good of the PC movement will make of a claim by Kyocera Electronics that its Ecosys page printers are environmentally correct – after all, simply by existing, the human race pollutes the planet irreparably, so that if we really want to be environmentally correct, we should probably construct a giant rocket and use it to propel the entire human race to perdition, hope the thing burns up completely on re-entry, and leave a note saying sorry about all the damage and pollution we left behind by our blast-off…
