OK, we surrender – we don’t know what it means either: that unrivalled repository of impenetrable headlines, Electronic News this week offers GSA Ponders Next Step After GAO’s ASP Order; we only have the headline, not the text, and while we can divine that the US government’s General Services Administration is in a quandary over what to do following a decision by sister agency, the General Accounting Office, only Electronic News and God know what ASP stands for (and a sentence in a Stratus press release declaring that Sybase is the leading RDBMS for OLTP runs EN pretty close for awfulness).