That you Daisy? Gert here – stop moooooning around down there in the valley and come up here – the grass is much greener this side of the hill… it had to happen of course and first in Japan – where else? Japanese maidens have better things to do these days that call the cattle home over the sands of Nakamura, so according to the International Herald Tribune, farmers in Shimane Prefecture, sick of their silly moos missing their evening meal because they strayed out of earshot of the melodies they used to play in a bovine equivalent of Come to the cook-house door, have found a high technology answer, and hang beepers round their cows’ necks and dial their numbers when it’s time for them to come home.
